If this world is a jungle then which animal Pakistan would be?                    

                                                             By MAHA KHURSHID

Suppose, if this world is a jungle then which animal Pakistan would be? It’s difficult for me to select one animal for Pakistan. The first that came to my mind is a pet animal. Its body is covered with hairs. The sound it produces is commonly heard as ‘Meeowwwww’. Yes! It is a cat. (Billi)

Why I choose Cat to represent Pakistan? I just happen to remember the story in which the Cat taught a lesson to Lion, how to go hunting? What happened next was, the Lion applied these same techniques to hunt its aunt. I.e the Cat Ofcourse, We all know that Billi is Sher-ki-Khala something no? Why so, we will find out.

                                             

So the clever Antie Cat said, 'LOL! I knew it you jerk!', that’s why I taught you everything except one; how to climb a tree. And up cat jumped, Hah! So, in this way the Cat saved its life. Behold! from that day Cat is called the Lion's Aunt.

                                                                 

                                             

Actually ‘Meow’ factor is quite related to Pakistani nature. How? Pronounce slowly the word ‘meow’ like ‘mai aown’ always ready to so-called help others. Like in Afghanistan refuges case. I don’t understand why Pakistani trade sector is so desperate to give “Best Trading Award’ to India.

Most of the Pakistani politicians are copy cats. They never use their own mind and always copy each other. Cats are greedy same as our Pakistan is always begging for MORE money from IMF, or Aids from US in return for its sovereignty. Pakistani rulers copy different countries for their own benefit. Many are doing ‘Cat Walks’ on the commands of Scotland Yard police or other powerful sources. (I hope you get the damn hint?)

I believe that today Pakistan passes through such grave circumstances behaving like a ‘Bhege Billi’ (afraid cat), in front of super powers, forever licking their feet and asking them for attention. But unsurprisingly it never blinks an eye just like a cat when it comes to helping its own people. At that time it becomes the annoying ‘Jungli Billi’ (Wild Cat), forever ordering poor people to pay the increasing taxes and giving no benefits or work/labour in return.

For me at least Pakistan is a better animal than the other animals of the world's jungle. When Pakistan would be recognize its strength, be united and be original.